small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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