Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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