are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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