So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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