And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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