White coat. Heels.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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