I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
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His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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