she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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