Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
