I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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