The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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