Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I party with great urgency now.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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