If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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