Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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