Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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