Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
i think im in europe. pls send help
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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