I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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