i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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