He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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