dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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