Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
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don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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