So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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