Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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