we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
