Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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