They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Randomize