So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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