benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
so much tequila, so little girl.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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