There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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