I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
they need to just BURY HIM!
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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