why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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