Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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