Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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