He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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