Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
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I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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