Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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