help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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