oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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