ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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