Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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