Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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