Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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