I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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