found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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