Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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