just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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