are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just fell off a train. Bad.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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