Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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