im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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