Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Randomize
