: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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