i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
