Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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