Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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