Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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