I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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